Bored and Decayed | Heavyweight Hoodie
Made to Order. Ships in 3-5 Business Days.
Description
Existence is fading.
Scattered thoughts in a white noise void,
Every memory, slowly destroyed.
The structure fails, the lines unbind;
Leaving the human part behind.
We are the decomposing data.
And there is no reboot.
The Specs (No Cheap Blanks):
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The Chassis: Built on Lane Seven Premium Fleece. This isn't that cheap, scratchy promotional gear. It’s 3-end fleece that feels vintage and broken-in immediately.
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The Weight: 8.25 oz Mid-Heavyweight. Substantial enough to block the cold, soft enough to sleep in.
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The Print: "Ghost" texture background with high-contrast era-specific detailing.
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The Fit: True to Size. Size up one level if you want that "drowning in work" oversized streetwear look.
The Secret Archive Promise:
This is a one-man brand operation. No boards, no investors, just an insomniac designer in a dark room.
Limited run. Once the archive closes, the timeline is erased.
📏 Size Chart & Fit Guide
This hoodie is a Standard Regular Fit.
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True to Size: Fits like a classic hoodie.
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Streetwear Look: Order 1 Size Up for that relaxed, baggy aesthetic.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.50 | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Shipping & Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
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