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Bored Embroidered Beanie | Brain Dead Issue

$29.50 $34.99

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Made to Order. Ships in 3-5 Business Days.

No Thoughts. Just Static.

Status: Detached
Lot No: 001-BD

The Brain Dead Issue is designed for the days when you are operating on pure autopilot. Featuring the minimalist "BORED" embroidery, this is the official uniform for the mentally checked out. Hypoallergenic fabric keeps you warm while your mind drifts into the void.

Product features
- 12" cuffed design — stretch for one-size fit
- Embroidered front wordmark for durable, textured detail
- 100% turbo acrylic — lightweight warmth and shape retention
- Hypoallergenic fabric — gentle for sensitive skin
- Meets safety and materials compliance; adult-sized

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

	One size
Length (Uncuffed), in	12.00
Length (Cuffed), in	9.00
Width, in	8.13
Circumreference, in	17.25 - 18.50

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